- Mon, 20:59: Will Sen. Butthurt McCain ever be satisfied?! Probably not. http://t.co/qdkLauKe
- Mon, 21:50: Do you have baby friends? Are their parents terrible people who use pacifiers? HAPPY AMERICA DAY! http://t.co/4rC4HiP5
- Mon, 21:50: RT @rstevens: Nachos are technically a smoothie, right?
- Tue, 11:02: RT @danguterman: Take a moment during the loading screen of CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS to remember those who have served our OKAY IT'S STAR ...
- Tue, 11:19: .@joegarden How many topless Joe Garden pictures do you anticipate being on your iPhone between now and 2013?
- Tue, 11:40: Hurricane Sandy forces Verizon to gut out old copper wiring, replacing it with fiber optic. http://t.co/RxM3vTqP
Sat, 03:08: RT @ hawillisdc: capitalists: if you hate gentrification so much, buy the block. the community: ok. *raises money* …take it.…
Fri, 06:52: RT @ brendanowicz: Matt Gaetz being told his Venmo history is public https://t.co/amD4IQbsgB
Thu, 05:28: RT @ danielleiat: This isn’t just fascism, it’s the kind of fascism that gets depicted in novels you read as a kid and as a kid…