- Sun, 15:22: Being yelled at by an elderly Korean man to love Jesus made my Sunday even more holy. #ilovenyc
- Sun, 16:57: How did I miss that Tammy Duckworth got elected? That's great news!
- Sun, 17:34: The tale of Romney's Orca is why I don't trust voting machines built by companies w/Republican ties. http://t.co/69NnLfSA
- Sun, 19:22: RT @JenKirkman: I'd like comedy clubs to put a temporary ban on any host who asks the audience if they are "ready for a female comic." RT
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…