- Thu, 12:21: The stuff of nightmares! http://t.co/oZCM55eR
- Thu, 13:39: Oh Astoria, you so wacky! http://t.co/KqEZ1LSW
- Thu, 15:24: We can't call Obama's reelection a mandate because those are still illegal in 27 states due to fear of gay cooties.
- Thu, 19:04: Henry Rollins! http://t.co/lwYoxkpb
- Thu, 20:28: Henry tells us why conservatives fear/hate vaginas. http://t.co/sECphCUp
- Fri, 00:19: Patrick Duffy and The Crab need to make some more videos. I miss these guys. http://t.co/XR53jaVK
- Fri, 00:31: Whoa dude, what happens in magic underwear stays in magic underwear. "@realDonaldTrump: Romney campaign used me in 6 primary states."
- Fri, 00:59: My radiator sounds like someone hitting a bong when it first cranks up. #thingsyoutweetat2am
- Fri, 07:37: RT @LOLGOP: Any discussion of why Mitt Romney lost that doesn't begin with "The GOP Primary" doesn't get it.
Sat, 03:08: RT @ hawillisdc: capitalists: if you hate gentrification so much, buy the block. the community: ok. *raises money* …take it.…
Fri, 06:52: RT @ brendanowicz: Matt Gaetz being told his Venmo history is public https://t.co/amD4IQbsgB
Thu, 05:28: RT @ danielleiat: This isn’t just fascism, it’s the kind of fascism that gets depicted in novels you read as a kid and as a kid…