- Sun, 12:52: RT @GoTeamMegan: Am I supposed to be enjoying kitties on the internet with irony? Because, fuck, I've just been regular enjoying them.
- Sun, 21:09: Romney is probably happy that Sandy buried the coverage on how he HASN'T PAID TAXES for most of the last 20 years. http://t.co/JF3uKgFc
- Sun, 21:58: So the kids keep talking about Homeland. Should I be watching it?
- Mon, 08:27: RT @TeaPartyCat: It's not fair to say Mitt Romney has hired ALL of George W. Bush's advisors-- he dumped the two black ones (Condi, Powe ...
- Mon, 10:27: If you wanna pick up a lot of followers on a Monday, tweet random words like "real estate", "rental", "vacation home" and "skin treatment".
- Mon, 10:47: I've already picked up my first real estate bot of the day war cancer Whitesnake Romney wet farts burnt popcorn. #hashtag
- Mon, 11:55: RT @GoTeamMegan: Manhattan Mini Storage is offering free boxes, move rent to anyone directly impacted by the storm. Call Elias Jaffe di ...
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…