- Sat, 13:24: Well that's comforting. http://t.co/BiLAb7cD
- Sat, 15:05: "I bet the baby from Willow is smoking hot now." Statements never uttered before now on the N train.
- Sat, 15:13: RT @Disalmanacarian: @djmrcurmudgeon ..but said CONSTANTLY on the L.
- Sat, 16:10: RT @JoeMande: You spelled "bowel" wrong. RT @MittRomney: This has become more than just a campaign; it’s a national movement.
- Sun, 00:26: I hate it when I'm relatively sober on the street but walking up to my 4th floor apt is enough to cause the booze to kick in, make me drunk.
- Sun, 10:39: Our episode of the podcast featuring @PaulOddo drops tomorrow. Beware freegans. http://t.co/FbbKbv6E
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…