- Sat, 13:24: Well that's comforting. http://t.co/BiLAb7cD
- Sat, 15:05: "I bet the baby from Willow is smoking hot now." Statements never uttered before now on the N train.
- Sat, 15:13: RT @Disalmanacarian: @djmrcurmudgeon ..but said CONSTANTLY on the L.
- Sat, 16:10: RT @JoeMande: You spelled "bowel" wrong. RT @MittRomney: This has become more than just a campaign; it’s a national movement.
- Sun, 00:26: I hate it when I'm relatively sober on the street but walking up to my 4th floor apt is enough to cause the booze to kick in, make me drunk.
- Sun, 10:39: Our episode of the podcast featuring @PaulOddo drops tomorrow. Beware freegans. http://t.co/FbbKbv6E
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…