- Tue, 12:03: RT @LMichaelGipson: The REAL Reason Why Republicans Want To Abolish FEMA: So They Can Profit From Natural Disasters http://t.co/5jMmfx3P ...
- Tue, 12:04: RT @disashter: dont wanna get all granola hug a puppy, but it is gross that TWO hospitals' generators failed, & goldman sachs stayed ...
- Tue, 14:49: Now that the storm has passed, who is The 700 Club blaming this shit on?
- Tue, 16:41: In answer to "are you ok after #Sandy", I replied "can't talk, eating creme brulee" because I'm that asshole.
- Tue, 16:47: Roughing it at Sparrow Tavern with the other white people. http://t.co/7VqjliF1
- Tue, 19:23: Just found out that @carriegravenson is the Hotel California of poops. Also, I want a fruit salad.
- Tue, 21:34: High fives to @SharonSpell and @carriegravenson for trying to kill a meathead's boner. They are trying really. Hard.
- Tue, 21:44: RT @carriegravenson: Don't underestimate what awkwardness I will put myself through for $40. @SharonSpell @djmrcurmudgeon #boom
- Tue, 23:20: RT @simonpegg: Does this mean Leia is now a Disney princess? She'll have to go get her nails done with Ariel and lend Pocahontas her met ...
- Wed, 00:57: What a bizarre week so far.
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…