- Sun, 12:54: RT @fuck_new_jersey: Great Scott! (Halloween win) http://t.co/ADFLE6Rc
- Sun, 14:32: Full moon + hurricane + nor'easter = I hope you have something to kill zombies with. We're all doomed.
- Sun, 15:16: Who's coming over to snuggle for the next three days until we can all emerge and see our shadows?
- Sun, 16:10: Joss Whedon has thrown his support behind the Zomney Apocalypse. I suspect it's an excuse to learn parkour. http://t.co/RfIL7W10
- Sun, 16:11: In other news, already going stir crazy and the storm hasn't even started. LE SIGH. Maybe I'll learn how to play violin by Wednesday.
- Sun, 20:30: How am I supposed to get a lady to come back to my place from the bar if we aren't in a legit state of "OMG THE STORM IS HERE"???
- Mon, 06:37: RT @nerdyorkcity: Hurricane Sandy's wind speed is now 85 miles per hour! Only three miles to go until Sandy spins up the flux capacitor! ...
- Mon, 06:50: Has the zombie apocalypse started yet? I'm getting bored.
- Mon, 09:58: Dear neighbor - taping an x over all the windows except the one with the a/c unit still in it? You wanted to make me laugh, right?
- Mon, 10:02: RT @thinkgeek: We don't always get hit by a hurricane, but when we do, it covers 9 states. Stay safe, my friends!
- Mon, 10:04: About to watch Day After Tomorrow for the 9th time since the hurricane began. I'm not sure how much more I can take. #Sandy
- Mon, 10:24: Snarky joke break: brunt of the storm is still hours away and the flooding has begun in places. Stay safe. http://t.co/0p26GC4X
- Mon, 10:25: RT @MaraWritesStuff: I can't be the only one thinking those images of Sandy's trajectory look like the creepy health class diagrams of t ...
- Mon, 10:37: RT @TheAtlantic: Shirtless jogger in horsehead mask photobombs Hurricane #Sandy TV coverage http://t.co/slo1sZ6F
- Mon, 10:43: I'm going to get some lunch at @PETEYSBURGER, have my weekly shower. If I don't return, avenge me by denying climate change is real. #Sandy
- Mon, 11:05: RT @ElBloombito: Los workers de citydad might be trappedo at el officero. Necesito un kayak, los scuba gear or un Tardis to que escapero.
- Mon, 11:14: Enjoying a Petey Melt from @PETEYSBURGER before the storm. http://t.co/WqiTdh66
- Mon, 11:24: RT @AHurricaneSandy: IF UR HAVING WEATHER PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON I GOT 99MPH WINDS AND IMA GIVE YOU SOME.