- Sat, 16:50: My voting attire arrived! #dieselsweeties #joebiden #bidenfanclub http://t.co/NisTU41U
- Sat, 19:18: Lumberjack outfit + plastic guitar = every grunge guitarist costume
- Sun, 01:32: Came home to this informative warning. http://t.co/A7FljeXE
- Sun, 02:03: New Yorker friends: MTA is shutting things down tomorrow evening at 7 pm. Read as: I'm not coming to your comedy showzzz.
- Sun, 10:37: Astorian nail salons are still open so clearly we will look our best for Dennis Quaid when he rescues us.
- Sun, 11:51: RT @hellolanemoore: When I think Halloween, I think Labyrinth covers. http://t.co/7SRcI5NY
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…