- Sat, 16:50: My voting attire arrived! #dieselsweeties #joebiden #bidenfanclub http://t.co/NisTU41U
- Sat, 19:18: Lumberjack outfit + plastic guitar = every grunge guitarist costume
- Sun, 01:32: Came home to this informative warning. http://t.co/A7FljeXE
- Sun, 02:03: New Yorker friends: MTA is shutting things down tomorrow evening at 7 pm. Read as: I'm not coming to your comedy showzzz.
- Sun, 10:37: Astorian nail salons are still open so clearly we will look our best for Dennis Quaid when he rescues us.
- Sun, 11:51: RT @hellolanemoore: When I think Halloween, I think Labyrinth covers. http://t.co/7SRcI5NY
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…