- Tue, 14:05: RT @drewtoothpaste: Let's conduct a poll. RT this if you are voting for Obama, or kill yourself if you are voting for Romney.
- Tue, 15:34: Listening to Screenwriters Blues and found myself wondering if we still have "radio men". Also, what's a radio?
- Tue, 19:07: Google should revoke your search privs if you do a search for "quesadilla recipe".
- Tue, 20:03: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Barry on my wayward soooooooon... #debate
- Tue, 20:05: Why is Mitt mic'd AND using a mic? Is he singlehandedly keeping the mic business going? #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:09: I couldn't pay attention to what POTUS was saying because of the woman wearing tacky pantyhose behind him. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:11: "My plan is the same as it's been for the last four years: Congress will crap on anything a Democrat tries to do." - Mittens #MockTheVote
- Tue, 20:12: Oh snap Mittens, you got told to sit down! Burn! #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:16: "We MUST HAVE that tiny bit of oil that won't help energy independence at all! Fuck the EPA!" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:19: Whoa now, fuel efficient vehicles? That's just crazy talk. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:21: "Ignore that the coal miners that I met were forced to meet me and didn't get paid for that time." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:23: When do they roll out the jello pool for these fellas to roll around in? #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:25: RT @kristenschaaled: Mitt doesn't respect Candy. Because she's a woman!!!!
- Tue, 20:30: "Whoa now, how will I roll in my money like Uncle Scrooge or Demi Moore if you tax me fairly?!" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:35: To be fair, Math is no longer something we're any good at in Amuhrika. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:37: "I ran the Olympics and those sons of bitches still didn't give my horse a medal." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:38: I wish Candy had a button to cut their mics. Also to drop the steel cage and spike clubs. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:39: "Bain Capital is totally just like any business. We bought up other businesses, laid folks off. Amuhrika!!!" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote
- Tue, 20:41: How many times can you say "my staff" after talking about binders full of women? Pervert. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:43: Why were the resumes from women kept in different binders? Did they have headshots and bust sizes? #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:44: I think Mittens might have downloaded those binders full of women from Reddit. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:47: My #Debates remix has finished uploading to the youtubes. http://t.co/gcG8B8H3 #MockTheVote
- Tue, 20:50: "I'm totally tough on what kind of china my wife puts out for dinner. Jeez." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:51: RT @SeanCrespo: "My priority is melange. The spice must flow. Obama cut spice production here in the US. So when exactly will the sleep ...
- Tue, 20:52: RT @saraschaefer1: LOVE that Obama is saying it's not just a women's issue. That's how a man stands up for women. Not by putting them in ...
- Tue, 20:53: "Hold up, we killed Osama? Then who is this dude talking?" - Undecided voter who stopped on the debate by accident #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:57: "If you elect me, I'll cut food stamps for everyone. No one will be on food stamps anymore!" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 20:58: RT @kumailn: Watching Mitt Romney try to relate to average people is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to shake hands. #debate
- Tue, 20:59: Way to pass the buck to Obama for your GOP friends in Congress shutting down any attempts at job bills. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 21:00: "Am I allowed to talk to a brown skinned person? Am I on the No-Fly list now?" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Tue, 21:04: Name dropping "gangbangers" wasn't enough. Call out Avon Barksdale by name! #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:06: "I'm done with your bullshit rules, Candy. I'm going to play my white privilege card and do what I'd like." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote
- Tue, 21:11: Romney seemed to enjoy telling a black guy that his is bigger. I don't think that was the first time he'd had that fight. #MockTheVote
- Tue, 21:13: RT @JohnFugelsang: Hey, remember when America was attacked by terrorists in 2001 & the Dems exploited it for votes? Oh wait they di ...
- Tue, 21:17: "Candy, no one gives a shit what you have to say because you're a woman. Much like the POTUS because he's black." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote
- Tue, 21:19: Is someone rubbing Jim Lehrer's nose in this? Someone wake him up and show him how to moderate a debate. #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:20: C'mon Obama, name drop Omar at least! #MockTheVote #Debate #TheWire
- Tue, 21:23: How many points are in Rombot's plan to reduce crime & violence? He's so rambly. #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:24: So letting the gays get married will cure gun violence? Is Mittens drunk? #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:28: "Fuck FDR. Fuck the New Deal. Fuck Eisenhower and the Highway Act." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates #EconomicTheory
- Tue, 21:30: RT @chrisrockoz: Mitt Romney is like a Best Buy employee trying to sell you something he cannot fully explain. #debate #debate
- Tue, 21:34: "We need to train more bankers and schemers!" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:36: "Ignore that I've spent all night attacking POTUS through fearmongering, I totally am against attacks." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:37: How will Mittens create jobs if it isn't the government's job to create jobs? #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:38: Awww snap, he dropped the 47% on you sucka. #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:39: Did anyone else hear "FINISH HIM!" just before Obama dropped that 47% mention? #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 21:47: RT @MikeDrucker: Summary of Debate: "I can create jobs if you make me the head of government, which cannot make jobs." - Mitt Romney #de ...
- Tue, 21:47: RT @TeaPartyCat: Mitt Romney: "I care about the 100%. I got 100% of Massachusetts insured, but of course I'll repeal Obamacare because, ...
- Tue, 21:52: #BindersFullOfWomen will be my new favorite heckle/meme of the week. http://t.co/puS01oBu
- Tue, 21:55: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Romney believes in Me. Sorry, Mitt, that's a one-way street.
- Tue, 22:05: Romney's secret goal is to piss off China/Russia/Iran so much that, even if we don't elect him, they'll attack us anyway.
- Tue, 22:28: "Trapper Keeper? More like Trap Her, Keep Her!!!" - Mitt Romney #BindersFullOfWomen #MockTheVote #Debate
- Tue, 22:31: RT @Puddinstrip: If Weird @AlYankovic doesn't release "Binders Full of Women" done to The Smiths "Girlfriend in a Coma" by next week our ...
- Tue, 22:37: RT @ArielKG: If marriage stops violence then let homosexuals marry. #debate2012
- Tue, 22:42: Watching the #Debate with the Kirk/Spock fight music in the background is what makes America the best country ever. #MockTheVote
- Tue, 23:01: RT @politifact: Obama policies to blame for high gas prices at the pump? Mostly False. http://t.co/hOXcoroU #debate
- Tue, 23:05: http://t.co/0ssvcMhx: We've got #bindersfullofwomen for you!
- Tue, 23:28: RT @wilw: Here, I made a mirror copy of that post at The Phoenix about Romney's "binders full of women" lie: http://t.co/aAX8X9af
- Tue, 23:33: Mitt even lied about his #BindersFullOfWomen tonight. Good grief Mittens! http://t.co/P7FiLhx5
- Wed, 08:29: RT @erinjudge: Women are like people, only less important.
- Wed, 08:31: RT @megsokay: I don't live in a binder because I'm a lady, okay? Ladies live in trapper keepers.
- Wed, 09:48: Apparently CMJ is this week. I don't recognize 95% of the bands playing around town. Hipster fail, party of me.
- Wed, 10:40: Local H! "Want to win a @cmj badge? 1st 2 people to RT this along w/the artist you're most psyched to see, win! Ready, Set, Zip!"
