- Mon, 15:15: Thanks crazy person at the Post Office, I needed a flyer on how Obama plans to RFID us all.
- Mon, 20:49: Aww snap Carl, you done got you some! You a man now!
- Mon, 21:40: In case you didn't know, @PaulRyanVP is a douche. http://t.co/hkHpzf3t
- Tue, 10:23: Oof, check out Rombot's numbers. http://t.co/26NwOYrn
- Tue, 10:46: Whatever plans you have Monday night, throw them out! Come to Big Shrink! Or be dead to me. Your call. http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Tue, 10:55: @fuck_new_jersey Now is your chance! http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Tue, 11:21: They need to roll Bill out more often. http://t.co/P0J2IhtK
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…