- Mon, 15:15: Thanks crazy person at the Post Office, I needed a flyer on how Obama plans to RFID us all.
- Mon, 20:49: Aww snap Carl, you done got you some! You a man now!
- Mon, 21:40: In case you didn't know, @PaulRyanVP is a douche. http://t.co/hkHpzf3t
- Tue, 10:23: Oof, check out Rombot's numbers. http://t.co/26NwOYrn
- Tue, 10:46: Whatever plans you have Monday night, throw them out! Come to Big Shrink! Or be dead to me. Your call. http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Tue, 10:55: @fuck_new_jersey Now is your chance! http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Tue, 11:21: They need to roll Bill out more often. http://t.co/P0J2IhtK
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.