- Mon, 15:15: Thanks crazy person at the Post Office, I needed a flyer on how Obama plans to RFID us all.
- Mon, 20:49: Aww snap Carl, you done got you some! You a man now!
- Mon, 21:40: In case you didn't know, @PaulRyanVP is a douche. http://t.co/hkHpzf3t
- Tue, 10:23: Oof, check out Rombot's numbers. http://t.co/26NwOYrn
- Tue, 10:46: Whatever plans you have Monday night, throw them out! Come to Big Shrink! Or be dead to me. Your call. http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Tue, 10:55: @fuck_new_jersey Now is your chance! http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Tue, 11:21: They need to roll Bill out more often. http://t.co/P0J2IhtK
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…