- Sun, 12:42: We should totally leave decision making to The States, just like Romney says. Only sane people get elected there. http://t.co/P2tUSfR6
- Sun, 16:02: @joegarden She's not hip to how the cool kids live.
- Sun, 16:56: Pants mean it must be fall outside. http://t.co/b7N6q2ym
- Sun, 17:56: "How men tahmes I tell ya keep ya ass at day hizzouse?" Heard 19 times and counting at the laundromat.
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…