- Fri, 12:34: OH GOD NO! The ghost farter has returned! I guess it's time to pants up and escape my apt.
- Fri, 15:01: A cold drink & a book at #KettleOfFish http://t.co/dTXQoJ4a
- Fri, 15:36: To kill time before a movie, I read and played pinball for a student film. Like you do.
- Fri, 15:45: RT @P0TUS: BREAKING: Eager to prove his math skills, Mitt tells elderly Florida woman that difference between vitamins B6 and B12 is six.
- Fri, 15:52: RT @MarsCuriosity: From chemist to explorer to mayor, I am one busy bot. Just became the mayor of Mars' Gale Crater on @foursquare http: ...
- Fri, 15:57: If no one else is in the theater, you can take off your shoes and pants. Someone tell IFC Center this rule.
- Fri, 16:17: The most horrifying cartoon of all time. http://t.co/BIzsub08
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…