- Fri, 12:34: OH GOD NO! The ghost farter has returned! I guess it's time to pants up and escape my apt.
- Fri, 15:01: A cold drink & a book at #KettleOfFish http://t.co/dTXQoJ4a
- Fri, 15:36: To kill time before a movie, I read and played pinball for a student film. Like you do.
- Fri, 15:45: RT @P0TUS: BREAKING: Eager to prove his math skills, Mitt tells elderly Florida woman that difference between vitamins B6 and B12 is six.
- Fri, 15:52: RT @MarsCuriosity: From chemist to explorer to mayor, I am one busy bot. Just became the mayor of Mars' Gale Crater on @foursquare http: ...
- Fri, 15:57: If no one else is in the theater, you can take off your shoes and pants. Someone tell IFC Center this rule.
- Fri, 16:17: The most horrifying cartoon of all time. http://t.co/BIzsub08
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…