- Fri, 12:34: OH GOD NO! The ghost farter has returned! I guess it's time to pants up and escape my apt.
- Fri, 15:01: A cold drink & a book at #KettleOfFish http://t.co/dTXQoJ4a
- Fri, 15:36: To kill time before a movie, I read and played pinball for a student film. Like you do.
- Fri, 15:45: RT @P0TUS: BREAKING: Eager to prove his math skills, Mitt tells elderly Florida woman that difference between vitamins B6 and B12 is six.
- Fri, 15:52: RT @MarsCuriosity: From chemist to explorer to mayor, I am one busy bot. Just became the mayor of Mars' Gale Crater on @foursquare http: ...
- Fri, 15:57: If no one else is in the theater, you can take off your shoes and pants. Someone tell IFC Center this rule.
- Fri, 16:17: The most horrifying cartoon of all time. http://t.co/BIzsub08
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…