- Wed, 13:04: RT @Disalmanac: Today is Barack & Michelle Obama's 20th wedding anniversary. The traditional 20th anniversary gift is an opponent wh ...
- Wed, 13:08: Oh Romney fans, you're so adorable. Thinking a vid of Obama from 5 years ago pointing out the crap job done with Katrina is "controversial".
- Wed, 13:12: We #CantAfford4More years of out of touch rich white men telling women how they can & can't live.
- Wed, 13:13: We #CantAfford4More years of GOP fear mongers trying to convince us to blow up countries that are no threat simply because we can.
- Wed, 13:14: #CantAfford4More years of Bush tax cuts for the 1% while the 99% are struggling to make ends meet.
- Wed, 13:16: #CantAfford4More years of GOP behaving like children, blocking any bill that might help our country out of the recession.
- Wed, 13:24: #CantAfford4More years of the GOP making up tales of voter fraud only to discover that it's the GOP that is committing voter fraud.
- Wed, 13:40: #CantAfford4More years of mindless hatred of non-wasp Americans for daring to live differently than the Cleavers did in the 50's.
- Wed, 16:09: Lunch/dinner cocktail and hush puppies time. http://t.co/ZSdYqVK9
- Wed, 16:13: Oh hush puppies. You bring me happiness. http://t.co/qnT2oU8B
- Wed, 16:40: RT @rstevens: If there are not at least sixteen Vice Presidential debates, I renounce my bullshit citizenship JOE FOREVER
- Wed, 17:14: RT @Adolf_Twitler: There's a whole cable channel full of old video of me, if anyone's interested.
- Wed, 17:14: RT @PimpBillClinton: I have a better chance of becoming president of the NAACP than Mitt Romney has of becoming President of the United ...
- Wed, 17:28: Here's the debate drinking game we can all play: drink when you fear for the future of humanity. Thrice if your opponent agrees.
- Wed, 20:04: Thanks to @SelenaCoppock for a great show. Now to listen to the debate in a cab as I jet home for the rest of the debate.
- Wed, 20:06: I'm pretending Jim Lehrer is being played by David Strathairn while in the cab. #debate
- Wed, 20:09: "Yes, I could help. But will I help you? Meh. Now bring me my 5th Lincoln." - Ann Romney #mockthevote #debates
- Wed, 20:13: "Average people have had up to $4300 in tax increases. That's one lunch a year they can't pay for." - Rombot #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:15: Burn clean coal? Does this magic coal create unicorns when burned? Heal the poor? #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:16: Isn't he? "@pattonoswalt: Obama always talks like he's trying to calm down a hostage taker. #debate"
- Wed, 20:32: Watching the #debates on XBox Live, like a real American. http://t.co/zw5arKuX
- Wed, 20:34: "Please ignore that the GOP has been fighting every bill that might help with job creation." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:41: "Just give money to the states. You can trust them, they're run by rocket scientists. Look at Alaska!" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:42: RT @TeaPartyCat: Obama says "some schools are using textbooks that are 10 years old." In Texas they want to go back to textbooks that ar ...
- Wed, 20:42: RT @BenariLee: "Is this the white grandma or the black grandma?" - what Mitt Romney is thinking RIGHT NOW #mockthevote
- Wed, 20:44: XBox Live is polling viewers through the course of the debate. Kind of interesting to watch/participate in.
- Wed, 20:45: "I hope no one notices that I was about to say 'Fuck young people' and then decided to attack Barry." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:48: "I support helping you elderly folks in Ohio and Florida. Fuck anyone that isn't elderly yet." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:49: RT @BlGBlRD: WTF Mitt Romney... :(
- Wed, 20:50: "Hey elderly voters: AARP said that Romney's plan is fucking clown shoes." - Barack Obama #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:53: Obama almost lost his poker face there and started laughing at Mittens. I want this to happen tonight. PLEASE. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 20:59: Yes, let's talk about the things you did in your state Mittens. Like create Obamacare. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 21:00: Obama just looked me in the eye while talking insurance. I think I might be pregnant and I'm a straight male. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 21:06: Is anyone else distracted by Mitt's flag pin with the random black dot, as though he's secretly recording this whole thing with a nannycam?
- Wed, 21:15: "Whoa now Barry, Lincoln is our guy! You can't name drop our guy!" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 21:17: "I'm hot for teacher, I just think teachers are a bunch of liberal hippie scum." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 21:18: "The Constitution says atheists, polytheists, anyone that doesn't love Jesus, is a fag. Plain & simple." - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 21:20: "What's a community college? Is that the place where strippers raise their kids?" - Mitt Romney #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 21:21: RT @HuffPostHill: Don't worry, Jim Lehrer, it gets better. #stopbullying
- Wed, 21:26: So we're going to ignore that on Obama's first day, Mittens went on Faux News & said their job was to block everything Democrats propose?
- Wed, 21:27: RT @LOLGOP: Mitt Romney is in the race because people are hurting. So why has he spent his life avoiding taxes and outsourcing American ...
- Wed, 21:27: RT @rstevens: Bruce Campbell should moderate the next debate WITH that chainsaw.
- Wed, 21:28: RT @GoTeamMegan: Thank god they brought up women's rights so often. #Debate2012
- Wed, 21:29: God forbid the GOP made any effort to work across the aisle now or for the last four years/decades. #MockTheVote #Debates
- Wed, 21:32: RT @BlGBlRD: Every child who grew up with me is going to bed tonight with their middle finger pointing towards Cayman Islands. #debates ...
- Wed, 21:43: RT @pattonoswalt: It doesn't matter that Mitt lied through his fucking teeth. He had to change the narrative. He did it. #sociopath #d ...
- Wed, 21:46: RT @BenariLee: Mitt Romney definitely looked poised and confident. Especially when he looked America in the eyes & threatened to kil ...
- Wed, 21:50: When Andrea Mitchell is calling you out for not providing details, Mittens, it's not a good sign for you. Just saying.
- Wed, 22:23: If the debate is any indication, coal and Big Bird are more important than your vaginas. Sorry ladies. #Curmudgeon2016
- Wed, 22:26: RT @radicalhearts: As far as Obama fearing being aggressive because he's Black, do not fear, Joe Biden is here. He is White, and he don' ...
- Wed, 23:49: If only we could get rid of NPR & PBS, we could save a trillion dollars a year. Those liberal queers aren't doing anything for Ameruhka.
- Wed, 23:50: RT @BlGBlRD: Maria just told me Mitt lost the Hispanic vote. #debates
- Wed, 23:52: RT @StephenAtHome: Here's a simple acronym to help you figure out if you're too smart to be a Republican: S.M.A.R.T. If you know what an ...
