- Tue, 22:46: Watching Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back for the first time in eons. Is 12 year old Jon Stewart wearing @ThatKevinSmith's suit?
- Tue, 23:49: Adam West and Christopher Lloyd are doing panels at the same time at NY Comic Con. HOW DO I DECIDE WHERE TO BE?!?!?! #firstworldproblems
- Wed, 00:06: If I apply for any jobs that require me to have a Klout score, I want one of you to punch me in the balls. Thanks. Now +K me jerks.
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…