- Tue, 22:46: Watching Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back for the first time in eons. Is 12 year old Jon Stewart wearing @ThatKevinSmith's suit?
- Tue, 23:49: Adam West and Christopher Lloyd are doing panels at the same time at NY Comic Con. HOW DO I DECIDE WHERE TO BE?!?!?! #firstworldproblems
- Wed, 00:06: If I apply for any jobs that require me to have a Klout score, I want one of you to punch me in the balls. Thanks. Now +K me jerks.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…