- Mon, 13:01: Who would you rather stand next to at a urinal? #StupidPresidentialPollQuestions
- Mon, 13:17: How many tubes of Sixlets constitute a meal?
- Mon, 13:36: RT @Disalmanac: Today is World Vegetarian Day. Eat one today, slathered in tasty BBQ sauce.
- Mon, 15:25: Saying "I have the need to feed" makes you sound like a 7 year old, still breastfeeding. Also creepy.
- Mon, 15:52: Good job Tesla-loving internetters. Hopefully it works out. http://t.co/o3Hn9J5z
- Mon, 19:26: RT @phantomglennis: The wonderful @sharonspell had me on her podcast. Download The Sharon Spell Show on iTunes! http://t.co/qir58OiL
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…