- Mon, 13:01: Who would you rather stand next to at a urinal? #StupidPresidentialPollQuestions
- Mon, 13:17: How many tubes of Sixlets constitute a meal?
- Mon, 13:36: RT @Disalmanac: Today is World Vegetarian Day. Eat one today, slathered in tasty BBQ sauce.
- Mon, 15:25: Saying "I have the need to feed" makes you sound like a 7 year old, still breastfeeding. Also creepy.
- Mon, 15:52: Good job Tesla-loving internetters. Hopefully it works out. http://t.co/o3Hn9J5z
- Mon, 19:26: RT @phantomglennis: The wonderful @sharonspell had me on her podcast. Download The Sharon Spell Show on iTunes! http://t.co/qir58OiL
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…