- Mon, 13:01: Who would you rather stand next to at a urinal? #StupidPresidentialPollQuestions
- Mon, 13:17: How many tubes of Sixlets constitute a meal?
- Mon, 13:36: RT @Disalmanac: Today is World Vegetarian Day. Eat one today, slathered in tasty BBQ sauce.
- Mon, 15:25: Saying "I have the need to feed" makes you sound like a 7 year old, still breastfeeding. Also creepy.
- Mon, 15:52: Good job Tesla-loving internetters. Hopefully it works out. http://t.co/o3Hn9J5z
- Mon, 19:26: RT @phantomglennis: The wonderful @sharonspell had me on her podcast. Download The Sharon Spell Show on iTunes! http://t.co/qir58OiL
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…