- Wed, 19:00: Lumberjack Day at Junior's is vaguely plaid. I need flapjacks in my face hole soon.
- Wed, 19:50: Mmm, #LumberjackDay flapjacks... http://t.co/A4SNmWeg
- Wed, 21:43: Stoli coke time. http://t.co/WjEWfRHl
- Thu, 01:16: I'm a lumberjack and that's ok. I get kinda drunk for lumberjack day.
- Thu, 01:30: I AM DOING SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PUSHUPS RIGHT NOW!!! RT @50cent Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv