- Wed, 19:00: Lumberjack Day at Junior's is vaguely plaid. I need flapjacks in my face hole soon.
- Wed, 19:50: Mmm, #LumberjackDay flapjacks... http://t.co/A4SNmWeg
- Wed, 21:43: Stoli coke time. http://t.co/WjEWfRHl
- Thu, 01:16: I'm a lumberjack and that's ok. I get kinda drunk for lumberjack day.
- Thu, 01:30: I AM DOING SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PUSHUPS RIGHT NOW!!! RT @50cent Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…