- Tue, 13:55: Dear seagull screaming on my fire escape: I think you might be lost. Please go away.
- Tue, 13:59: This is the gorgeous theater in SF where I saw an elderly topless woman try to take a poop on the curb. http://t.co/Wtpe0uvr
- Tue, 16:13: Did you know that the second episode of The Sharon Spell Show podcast dropped yesterday? Check it out! http://t.co/HcIsQ442
- Wed, 10:32: Why must the election of POTUS always be a tight contest? It seems like it should be more of the 99% vs 1%. http://t.co/hqgOYcXJ
- Wed, 10:44: So many pictures of babies in my FB feed lately. Is it Baby Back Rib month and someone forgot to tell me?
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv
Fri, 12:41: RT @ wagatwe: *should go out of business https://t.co/CdJnked0T3 Fri, 12:53: RT @ BettyBowers: Reasons NOT to allow religions…
Thu, 16:43: RT @ thyholygemini: *rails a line of coke* ok so we reboot fear factor but its just forcing joe rogan to get the vaccine Thu,…