- Sat, 12:24: Did you think you could eat at Chik-Fil-A now? THINK AGAIN YOU MONSTER!!! http://t.co/ClwoF1Wg
- Sat, 23:09: Jurassic Park midnight showing!
- Sun, 01:23: And just stole a cab from some bitchy ladies in the West Village, completing an excellent New York evening.
- Sun, 09:52: Do you think Ben Folds dresses as Dana Carvey's Church Lady for Halloween?
- Sun, 11:43: Astoria is so adorable. http://t.co/xMsTC5VV
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…