- Thu, 14:57: Big Shrink. It's this thing that we do once a month. Apparently we have a show on Monday? That's what I hear anyway. http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Thu, 17:35: Mittens decided that he was going to go full-latino for Univision, failed. http://t.co/4PGmwZbA
- Fri, 09:41: RT @AskDrRuth: If u pick up a new iPhone today try to maintain its virginity by not sexting with it.
- Fri, 11:22: I would love to interact with you Twitterererers more but I hear some of you are weird.
- Fri, 11:43: This dryer smells like it just smoked a bowl. Maybe I should use a different dryer...