- Wed, 09:03: RT @igorvolsky: Does the Romney campaign really want to talk about wealth redistribution? http://t.co/g4fzDTT6 (via @Pat_Garofalo)
- Wed, 09:28: The only storm damage I suffered from last night was when an adrenaline-fueled @colinpdempsey hulked out and tore down my shades.
- Wed, 09:29: On the other hand, the shade looks pretty nice on the floor and it's really bright in my living room today.
- Wed, 10:15: I just lost ten minutes of my life and could probably lose another 45. http://t.co/q74eLw7u
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…