- Tue, 04:04: The early morning air hangs thick with the scent of the coming storm, making it harder to sleep.
- Tue, 11:04: We're going down! http://t.co/ytai3uCz
- Tue, 11:09: I don't think his ears are THAT big. Sheesh. http://t.co/Lm43EvZH
- Tue, 14:10: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
- Tue, 14:33: RT @MaraWritesStuff: Anyone want to start a "fundraiser" for Mitt Romney that's actually just a party where he is forced to watch The Wi ...
- Tue, 22:28: If I wanted to be part of the 17.4%, I'd ask.
- Tue, 23:26: RT @HAlanScott: If Jamie Lee Curtis passed me on the street, I'd check out her ass. Mainly to see if she crapped her pants. #Activia
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…