My tweets

Thu, 14:10: I'm pretty sure calling the black guy dressed as Batman in Times Square "Black Man" is racist, noisy tourists that flock to him.
Thu, 16:23: Someone please open a massage place with a bar in my hood, call it Shiatzu On The Rocks, fix my back muscle and give me a Moscow mule.
Fri, 01:52: My home state of KS is run by & filled with idiots. I picture this meeting being held in white sheets. http://t.co/AZ5mIt3s
Fri, 07:51: RT @JConason: So when Condi Rice's State Dept. condemned the Danish cartoon of Muhammad, why didn't @MittRomney and all his neocon advis ...
Fri, 07:57: Good job Mittens, you poured gasoline on Putin. As if that guy needs a reason to go batshit crazy. http://t.co/Q8tQIAhw
Fri, 08:13: Oh nest of pillows, you make my mornings so cozy.