- Fri, 16:05: Tomorrow I will be hosting the It's Not Brain Surgery open mic at Otto's Shrunken Head from 4:30 to 6:30! Hit me up for details.
- Fri, 17:36: RT @carriegravenson: I went to art school! @djmrcurmudgeon http://t.co/CrDQgg6v
- Fri, 17:51: This summer weather can go away any day now. Uggggggh.
- Fri, 17:51: RT @VirgoNation: #Virgos keep their word and they expect you to as well.
- Sat, 01:49: Hanukkah in September is finally over. I heart so many people tonight. Especially @SharonSpell & @carriegravenson
- Sat, 08:48: Somewhere out there, a man is recording every episode of Miami Vice from Netflix to VHS. #unsungheroes
- Sat, 10:54: I joked once that the world would end if I ever hosted an open mic. Today is the day!
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…