Sean (darksoul) wrote,

My tweets

  • Thu, 18:52: RT @LOLGOP: You're not allowed to run on your record! -- the guy who deleted all of his records and never mentions that he was Governor ...
  • Thu, 19:53: Kerry is delivering some great zingers but the Rocky IV joke has been my favorite so far. #DNC
  • Thu, 19:54: RT @LOLGOP: Thinking John Kerry got some @juddapatow lines.
  • Thu, 20:01: RT @curlycomedy: I'm guessing someone left a copy of The Comedy Bible backstage at the #DNC
  • Thu, 20:01: RT @BrianLynch: Last minute idea: Bin Laden Ghost Hologram. Obama rushes out in a Ghostbuster uniform, takes him down while OOPS I DID ...
  • Thu, 20:25: RT @carolrhartsell: I'm not gonna lie, every time one of these clips rolls I wonder if that videographer John Edwards banged shot it. #DNC
  • Thu, 20:30: Is anyone else waiting for the Statue Of Liberty to walk in because Jackie Wilson was playing? #DNC
  • Thu, 20:31: "MYSTERY GUEST: THE STATUE OF LIBERTY AND GHOSTBUSTERS 3!" That's a message I could get behind. #DNC
  • Thu, 20:34: That's right Joe, hit on your bosses wife. You're such a pimp Joe. #JoeBidenFanClub #DNC
  • Thu, 20:41: Whoa now Joe, we can't have someone in charge that cares about how things will impact normal people! #JoeBidenFanClub #DNC
  • Thu, 21:25: RT @carolrhartsell: If Obama doesn't exit the stage to Gangnam Style I'm voting for Nader. #dnc
  • Thu, 21:33: Obama/Obama 2052 #DNC
  • Thu, 21:41: RT @kctoons: The fact that the President has to even SAY that Climate Change isn't a hoax is sad...
  • Thu, 21:45: Was that John Kerry sitting with Don Cheadle? WTF? I am totally distracted now. #DNC
  • Thu, 21:47: Sorry Obama, I'ma let you finish but are Olivia Wilde & Don Cheadle trying to get John Kerry laid tonight? #DNC
  • Thu, 21:55: POTUS just said doody. #DNC
  • Thu, 22:00: RT @pattonoswalt: Daaaamn. Obama just simultaneously Denzel'd, McQueen'd & Jagger'd. #imthepresident #DNC
  • Thu, 22:02: RT @mikedicenzo: "You did this, America! It was you all along! There was no magic in those shoes!" - Obama
  • Thu, 22:04: If you believe that dragons were real and that Jesus rode a velociraptor, this may not be the candidate for you. #DNC #POTUS
  • Thu, 22:05: Oh crap! #POTUS totally forgot to say spoiler alert before revealing that Walter White gets killed in the end! #DNC
  • Thu, 22:07: The #DNC drops paper confetti instead of balloons because they hate the balloon industry. - @PaulRyanVP
  • Thu, 22:10: RT @MikeDrucker: How amazing would it be if President Obama turned around and said, "One more thing" and then revealed the iPhone 5? #DNC
  • Thu, 22:11: For his encore, POTUS is going to do a 20 minute cover of Stairway with Willies Nelson and Clinton. #DNC
  • Thu, 22:22: As we all heckle, Joe Biden is climbing into a 67 Dodge Dart with his hot wife. You are all jealous. #DNC #JoeBidenFanClub
  • Thu, 22:25: RT @RubinReport: After Romney's speech the discussion was maybe he was slightly more human. After Obama the country is smoking a shared ...
  • Thu, 22:26: My 4000th tweet was about Joe Biden getting laid. That's it, I can't do any better. I'm quitting Twitter.
  • Thu, 22:37: Theme of the #RNC: "Remember when life used to be good but really wasn't? Back when women made pies? That was bitchin'!"
  • Thu, 22:37: Theme of the #DNC: "Yeah, some stuff still sucks. But it's not going to get better without peace love and understanding. DOOBIE TIME!"
  • Thu, 22:47: RT @GhostPanther: Barack and Michelle should get a sitter and spend the night at the Doubletree for room service and Prometheus on PPV. ...
  • Thu, 23:15: RT @curlycomedy: Simultaneous airing of #VMA and #DNC was not a mistake like placing a separate kiddy table at Thanksgiving is not a mis ...
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