- Tue, 12:10: The doorbell rang but it was a takeout guy for the wrong apt. I think he owed me food since it's my birthday.
- Tue, 14:32: Celebrating birth/end of summer with a boozy snow cone. I'm an adult! http://t.co/8rPjnLlU
- Tue, 15:11: The downside to birthdays are those annual phone calls you have to avoid by pretending your phone is dead.
- Tue, 15:15: RT @DanCurry9000: Chuck Norris just saying shit 4 reals is considerably funnier than the Chuck Norris internet meme. http://t.co/SOamaTaB
- Tue, 15:26: Who wants to contribute to my Indie Chip Starter fund to pay for Halo 4?
- Tue, 20:00: Paying a visit to @HotChicksRoom for birthday cidersss. http://t.co/uNtVtpxQ
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…