- Tue, 12:10: The doorbell rang but it was a takeout guy for the wrong apt. I think he owed me food since it's my birthday.
- Tue, 14:32: Celebrating birth/end of summer with a boozy snow cone. I'm an adult! http://t.co/8rPjnLlU
- Tue, 15:11: The downside to birthdays are those annual phone calls you have to avoid by pretending your phone is dead.
- Tue, 15:15: RT @DanCurry9000: Chuck Norris just saying shit 4 reals is considerably funnier than the Chuck Norris internet meme. http://t.co/SOamaTaB
- Tue, 15:26: Who wants to contribute to my Indie Chip Starter fund to pay for Halo 4?
- Tue, 20:00: Paying a visit to @HotChicksRoom for birthday cidersss. http://t.co/uNtVtpxQ
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…