- Tue, 12:10: The doorbell rang but it was a takeout guy for the wrong apt. I think he owed me food since it's my birthday.
- Tue, 14:32: Celebrating birth/end of summer with a boozy snow cone. I'm an adult! http://t.co/8rPjnLlU
- Tue, 15:11: The downside to birthdays are those annual phone calls you have to avoid by pretending your phone is dead.
- Tue, 15:15: RT @DanCurry9000: Chuck Norris just saying shit 4 reals is considerably funnier than the Chuck Norris internet meme. http://t.co/SOamaTaB
- Tue, 15:26: Who wants to contribute to my Indie Chip Starter fund to pay for Halo 4?
- Tue, 20:00: Paying a visit to @HotChicksRoom for birthday cidersss. http://t.co/uNtVtpxQ
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.