- Sat, 17:04: RT @BenariLee: Never forget. #RIPPorkins #ESB #StarWars RT @jkeats: @BenariLee he's no Porkins!
- Sat, 18:11: I would kind of like to live here. http://t.co/Cug4VovC
- Sat, 19:33: Another dinner with Invisible Obama. He loves tex mex. http://t.co/GOO3e40D
- Sat, 22:41: A slice of alleged Boston Cream Pie. http://t.co/1oJw7X8w
- Sun, 00:07: I hope someone eventually set Stevie Nicks straight on how thunder works.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…