- Mon, 14:23: To make your Labor Day bbq fun for the kids, use Flavorice Popsicles as ice in your cocktails! The kids love Rum Runners + Blue Popsicle!
- Mon, 19:25: Oh @carriegravenson, you are so educational.
- Mon, 21:00: Oh hi internets. Did you miss Big Shrink tonight? You lost your chance to vote in the most important election of the year!
- Tue, 00:26: Vodka gingerale and a lime. http://t.co/MrIUszRN
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…