- Sat, 15:59: A weird balloon mangler champagne popper mime showed up at the open mic I'm at. I've seen it all.
- Sat, 18:24: That's a grown woman in that stroller. http://t.co/kBOjP84Y
- Sat, 20:01: I heard Stretch Armstrong died today while I was at an open mic.
- Sat, 22:21: RT @JamesUrbaniak: Isn't it obvious? The storm threatening the Republicans in Tampa is GAY PEOPLE. http://t.co/hA9MuH8A
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…