- Sat, 15:59: A weird balloon mangler champagne popper mime showed up at the open mic I'm at. I've seen it all.
- Sat, 18:24: That's a grown woman in that stroller. http://t.co/kBOjP84Y
- Sat, 20:01: I heard Stretch Armstrong died today while I was at an open mic.
- Sat, 22:21: RT @JamesUrbaniak: Isn't it obvious? The storm threatening the Republicans in Tampa is GAY PEOPLE. http://t.co/hA9MuH8A
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…