- Sat, 13:53: A group of tweens watching skateboarding at laundromat just asked who Tony Hawk is. We live in dark times.
- Sat, 14:06: I'm bitter that I can't call my Rush/Led Zep cover band "Earth Wind & Fire".
- Sat, 14:35: Listening to this young Korean child talk, I've learned that "Spiderman" is Korean for "Spiderman".
- Sat, 17:46: The more your burrito looks like slop, the more likely it is to be delish. http://t.co/OdmhL5rd
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…