- Sat, 13:53: A group of tweens watching skateboarding at laundromat just asked who Tony Hawk is. We live in dark times.
- Sat, 14:06: I'm bitter that I can't call my Rush/Led Zep cover band "Earth Wind & Fire".
- Sat, 14:35: Listening to this young Korean child talk, I've learned that "Spiderman" is Korean for "Spiderman".
- Sat, 17:46: The more your burrito looks like slop, the more likely it is to be delish. http://t.co/OdmhL5rd
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…