- Fri, 14:48: I wonder if Romney's horse Ralfalca enjoys his post-Olympics job with Elmer's.
- Fri, 15:12: RT @HAlanScott: And I'm number 1!! RT @djmrcurmudgeon: @HAlanScott Anything to get stage time. Sheesh.
- Fri, 16:57: I forgot to brag about threesomes with hot girls at my high school reunion two years ago. Damnit!
- Fri, 17:01: Also forgot to brag about being an astronaut. What was I thinking?!?!
- Fri, 20:47: If you haven't watched Afro Samurai, you need to get on that. ♫ Combat (Afro Season II) – P. Dot, RZA http://t.co/nJf252kc #Spotify
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…