- Fri, 14:48: I wonder if Romney's horse Ralfalca enjoys his post-Olympics job with Elmer's.
- Fri, 15:12: RT @HAlanScott: And I'm number 1!! RT @djmrcurmudgeon: @HAlanScott Anything to get stage time. Sheesh.
- Fri, 16:57: I forgot to brag about threesomes with hot girls at my high school reunion two years ago. Damnit!
- Fri, 17:01: Also forgot to brag about being an astronaut. What was I thinking?!?!
- Fri, 20:47: If you haven't watched Afro Samurai, you need to get on that. ♫ Combat (Afro Season II) – P. Dot, RZA http://t.co/nJf252kc #Spotify
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…