- Fri, 14:48: I wonder if Romney's horse Ralfalca enjoys his post-Olympics job with Elmer's.
- Fri, 15:12: RT @HAlanScott: And I'm number 1!! RT @djmrcurmudgeon: @HAlanScott Anything to get stage time. Sheesh.
- Fri, 16:57: I forgot to brag about threesomes with hot girls at my high school reunion two years ago. Damnit!
- Fri, 17:01: Also forgot to brag about being an astronaut. What was I thinking?!?!
- Fri, 20:47: If you haven't watched Afro Samurai, you need to get on that. ♫ Combat (Afro Season II) – P. Dot, RZA http://t.co/nJf252kc #Spotify
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…