- Mon, 14:51: Netflix and cold pizza #MentionSomeoneYouLoveAndCareAbout
- Mon, 14:53: The smoke monster from Lost #MentionSomeoneYouLoveAndCareAbout
- Mon, 14:53: Theodore Roosevelt #MentionSomeoneYouLoveAndCareAbout
- Mon, 15:10: RT @FakeMTA: The N,B and C trains are being delayed an hour in order to force commuters to look at in-train ads.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…