- Fri, 12:55: Auto-tuned Stephen Hawking is almost cooler than regular Stephen Hawking.
- Fri, 13:00: Full disclosure: This scientist has knocked up 12 women in the last 2 months. http://t.co/5LFPUqU3
- Fri, 13:10: When you find yourself listening to the soundtrack to Labyrinth, you should probably get out of the house.
- Fri, 13:28: RT @fuck_new_jersey: SAVE MAGIC the cute little dog in my house. Please? http://t.co/MtIyAvSe via @FundRazr
- Fri, 19:00: You're lovely. http://t.co/D5kxIVHs
- Fri, 19:36: Stormy weather appears to be rolling in. http://t.co/MLwzt3i0
- Fri, 19:37: RT @AlisonLeiby: Well, now I know that my reaction to seeing a pigeon fly into someone else's face is hysterical crying.
- Fri, 19:38: RT @GoTeamMegan: Holy Shit! I live in New York City. Just remembered how awesome that is.
- Fri, 20:05: Listening to two engaged UES 20-something couples talk about life makes me want to burn this restaurant to the ground.
- Fri, 20:11: Oh god, they're talking about real estate now. I hope they get food poisoning.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…