My tweets

Wed, 12:11: RT @NASAJPL: Watch Live: New @MarsCuriosity images from the Red Planet. @NASA news briefing, Aug. 8 10am PT (1700 UTC) http://t.co/i39BnAV0
Wed, 12:26: Watching NASA's press conference with updates on #Curiosity. I want to go to Mars now. http://t.co/sIkkXpNS
Wed, 17:02: I awoke from a short nap in which I dreamed that @reggiewatts was performing with @TVonTheRadio. Now I crave nachos. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
Wed, 18:31: This Last Supper totally beats our Thanksgiving Last Supper photo http://t.co/KVesieXH
Wed, 21:07: RT @colinpdempsey: 5 ways to tell if he's cheating on you: (4) He's covered in lipstick and mascara from the waist down #colintips
Wed, 22:52: RT @ReverendEBW: Can you un-masturbate to somebody? Asking for my formerly hot 11th grade Spanish teacher, who's ass now looks like a ...
Thu, 09:10: It's too early for pants but I want breakfast. LE SIGH.