- Wed, 12:11: RT @NASAJPL: Watch Live: New @MarsCuriosity images from the Red Planet. @NASA news briefing, Aug. 8 10am PT (1700 UTC) http://t.co/i39BnAV0
- Wed, 12:26: Watching NASA's press conference with updates on #Curiosity. I want to go to Mars now. http://t.co/sIkkXpNS
- Wed, 17:02: I awoke from a short nap in which I dreamed that @reggiewatts was performing with @TVonTheRadio. Now I crave nachos. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
- Wed, 18:31: This Last Supper totally beats our Thanksgiving Last Supper photo http://t.co/KVesieXH
- Wed, 21:07: RT @colinpdempsey: 5 ways to tell if he's cheating on you: (4) He's covered in lipstick and mascara from the waist down #colintips
- Wed, 22:52: RT @ReverendEBW: Can you un-masturbate to somebody? Asking for my formerly hot 11th grade Spanish teacher, who's ass now looks like a ...
- Thu, 09:10: It's too early for pants but I want breakfast. LE SIGH.
Sat, 07:56: RT @ mlstrat: i’ll die on this hill: the ability to explain a complex subject in accessible terms is one of the greatest markers of…
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…