My tweets

Sun, 13:18: Mantras I need to learn: Sunday is not for political challenges on Facebook.
Sun, 14:00: Oh McCarren Park Pool, you're going to be horrible no matter how much we want to love you. http://t.co/DLnmccWs
Sun, 15:50: Can we stop shooting people for just a day?
Sun, 15:57: RT @BorowitzReport: Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun.
Sun, 16:05: I really hope the guy doing calisthenics on the subway platform isn't planning to jump in front of the train...
Sun, 16:08: He boarded the train & proceeded to read a New Yorker. Thank goodness for regular "crazy" and not actual crazy.
Sun, 17:43: RT @hugoschwyzer: Why Most Mass Murderers Are Privileged White Men; http://t.co/xBAJGH8w this post just became my most "successful" ever ...
Sun, 17:46: I am nerdily excited about taking storytelling class.
Sun, 21:15: NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN!!! In other news related to my KC trip, my sunburn is almost gone.
Sun, 22:17: This commercial has officially supplanted the Skittles commercial with the old man as my favorite. http://t.co/p9b6ys62

Sun, 22:25: Watching the landing of Curiosity on Mars on my xbox seems excessively nerdy.
Sun, 22:34: Am I the only one who hopes to see Curiosity land on a martian cat, murdering it and initiating interplanetary war?
Sun, 23:11: Dear NASA employee with the iPhone: you've got a text message. It probably says "OMGMARTIANS!!!"
Sun, 23:15: RT @kelly_heather: NBC time delay to show a race 5371 miles away: 9 hours. NASA time delay to show the @MarsCuriosity landing 154M miles ...
Mon, 00:39: NASA WINS THE GOLD! #Curiosity
Mon, 00:39: RT @michcoll: Loving this guy. #marscuriosity http://t.co/7hJlYAC7
Mon, 00:40: RT @MarsCuriosity: I'm safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! #MSL
Mon, 00:43: "Holy shit!!!" - NASA Scientist that forgot they're live streaming to all of the kidzzz, causing me to laugh.
Mon, 00:44: Is the guy in the red shirt the one that they were going to offer to the Martians if a sacrifice was demanded? #Curiosity
Mon, 00:50: RT @MarsCuriosity: No photo or it didn't happen? Well lookee here, I'm casting a shadow on the ground in Mars' Gale crater #MSL http://t ...

Mon, 00:53: This Apple commercial by NASA is pretty amazeballs. #Curiosity
Mon, 00:56: Curiosity saw it's shadow so 6 more weeks until Martian subjugation. #Curiosity
Mon, 01:01: Exciting new photos coming to us from Mars from #Curiosity every moment! http://t.co/Rj4MNLF2
Mon, 01:10: The King of Mars has sent back this video in response to our invasion of his lands: http://t.co/vifM4PV4
Mon, 01:14: RT @trammell: So many smart babies nine months from now.
Mon, 01:16: So building a lunar colony is next, right guys? Maybe Mitt's wife has a horse we can send there.
Mon, 01:18: So which of these NASA geeks is the Cylon? #Curiosity
Mon, 01:23: RT @NickInNC: In case you missed it earlier - Curiosity cost $2.5B. Americans spend $7B on potato chips annually. To say we can't afford ...
Mon, 09:47: RT @BDolanSFR: I speak for all white men when I say "someone should probably start racially profiling us." #PublicEnemyNumberOne