- Fri, 19:34: I would #ff some of you people but it'd just end up being a bunch of amazing people you already follow. So #ff @arbys because.
- Fri, 22:38: RT @AnthonyDeVito: I am a stargate connecting this world with an all-sweat dimension.
- Sat, 00:28: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight air. Goodnight sex noises coming from next door.
- Sat, 04:18: Uhhhh, what the what is going on? http://t.co/9zzYM12W
- Sat, 04:27: There are 4 fire trucks outside but 0 fires. Are they here to start a fire? So confused.
- Sat, 04:33: A small platoon of firefighters came out of a house across the street but no hose or axes. What the h is going on?
- Sat, 04:34: ...and now they're all gone as though they were never here. So weird.
- Sat, 05:16: Oh good, I didn't manage to get back to sleep before THE SUN happened. Frownville.
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…