- Fri, 12:14: RT @michaelianblack: Yes, the Brits are calling him "Mitt the Twit." But it could be worse: his name could be Matt.
- Fri, 13:21: RT @jimmyfallon: 50 Shades Of Grayskull http://t.co/HIlDTA4H #HeMan #MastersOfTheUniverse #50ShadesOfGrey
- Fri, 15:17: My favorite part of the opening ceremonies was when the Daleks blew it all up. You'll see later. The Doctor rescues the games, no worries.
- Fri, 22:04: I hope your fam enjoyed a No Homo Filet or 12. "@SarahPalinUSA: Stopped by Chick-fil-A in The Woodlands... http://t.co/ak5bZ9Cj"
- Fri, 23:16: Across the hall, the Macarena is loudly on repeat. Is that how we celebrate the Olympics in Astoria? On round three...
- Sat, 00:04: If I'm going to an open mic tomorrow afternoon, maybe I should come up with some material. Hmmmmm.
- Sat, 00:24: RT @CHlCKFlLA: Chick-fil-A would like to congratulate @robdelaney for winning our annual essay contest with his beautiful work, "Pussy T ...
- Sat, 00:30: Surely other people must get as much of a kick out of playing "vaginas" in a game of Scrabble. No? Just me that giggles like a 9 year old?
- Sat, 10:35: It sounds like there's some sort of Olympic event happening on the other side of my wall. I wonder if tickets are sold out already.
Fri, 12:42: Nothing says "fun" like waiting 90+ minutes with a long line of grouchy New Jersey residents to get a shot in the arm. Eventually I…
Fri, 09:38: Getting that sweet sweet covid vaccine today! Never have I been so happy about getting stabbed.
Wed, 03:58: RT @ TinySnekComics: 🤔 https://t.co/l6qBC022Rn