Tue, 15:21: If you're celebrating Chick-Fil-A tomorrow, leave me a DM on Twitter, comment on Facebook. I want to know who to unfollow/defriend. Thanks!
Tue, 17:03: Finally updated my name on here from revfajita to @djmrcurmudgeon. Hopefully that's easy for people to remember while drunkenly tweeting.
Tue, 22:36: RT @KatrinHier: I just smeared my subway pole hand on my face cause i forgot and so please message me about where my cemetery plot is as ...
Tue, 22:43: RT @tomtomorrow: My mom was killed by a drunk driver. Laws against drunk driving did not stop this. Yet I still support them.
Wed, 09:47: Oh Chick-Fil-A, your shenanigans would be adorable if you weren't a giant corporation of bigotry and hate. http://t.co/4rzoVHvP
Wed, 10:05: What sort of world do we live in where the most powerful leader of a peasant state can get married but I'm still single? #firstworldproblems
