- Sun, 15:31: Pray for dead rats. http://t.co/6A1rI4aq
- Sun, 17:08: Post-Batman work. http://t.co/woIr67Hd
- Sun, 17:44: Spoiler alert! Since @PartsTheRedSea never showed up for Dark Knight Rises, I can only assume that he is, in fact, The Batman.
- Sun, 18:38: Apparently people hate it when you give spoilers as you leave the theater. Gawd, you'll see what happened in 2 hours. Sheesh.
- Sun, 18:54: Spoiler alert! Catwoman is no longer Halle Berry! I know you're sad, I teared up.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…