- Sat, 19:48: Oh Gin Blossoms, you still have a spot in my gross diseased heart.
- Sat, 21:14: I can't believe I'm in NJ watching 90's bands. Also, having fun? Soooooo weird.
- Sun, 08:52: Realizing you know most of the lyrics to a Spin Doctors album is almost as sad as being unemployed.
- Sun, 08:54: Looks like it's a beautiful morning to go sit in line to get a decent seat at The Dark Knight Rises. #firstworldproblems
- Sun, 10:16: RT @HuffingtonPost: Emails show Arizona immigration law was racially motivated http://t.co/Rci0vlFB
- Sun, 10:32: RT @JamesUrbaniak: Can they take a tip from the old man and be silent? RT @AP Paterno family says tearing down of statue 'does not serve ...
- Sun, 11:13: The chubby mantits version of @PartsTheRedSea just passed me in case any ladies want me to get his number for them.
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…