- Fri, 12:58: So not to be insensitive, but is the new Batman awesome?
- Fri, 13:31: There's something strange about feeling chilly while your sunburn is peeling.
- Fri, 13:34: RT @JamesUrbaniak: .@celebboutique is making @aplusk look like the most informed person on the planet.
- Fri, 22:48: Anyone have a nice grassy spot I can sleep on tonight without being robbed/pee'd on? It's too nice out to be indoors.
- Sat, 11:39: Come spend an hour in a darkened theater where almost everyone will keep their pants on! https://t.co/Rbqg34YS
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…