- Thu, 14:27: RT @fuck_new_jersey: At a stoplight in my car, guy pulls up next to me. Him: Can I ride witchu? Me: Sure, but I'm going to Jersey. ...
- Thu, 14:45: The People Versus Larry Flynt #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 14:46: The Secret Of NIMH #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 14:58: The Green Mile #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 19:49: This drink tastes like they put failed comedy and misery into a bucket with Wyler's. http://t.co/69kxquJ6
- Thu, 21:19: Home Alone 3 #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 21:27: RT @JessicaWakeman: My bf and I were talking about safe words. We decided "I'm going to shit on you!" is a good one.
- Thu, 22:52: Let's make this happen! RT @carriegravenson: All I want for my birthday is 500 followers. #priorities
- Thu, 22:57: @halleykh Oh good, I'm only the third most despicable person you're following on Twitter, beaten out by Tosh and Stephen Fry. Relief!
- Fri, 10:55: RT @ChristFinnegan: Apropos of nothing/everything, stop watching the news for a moment to remind yourself that this ALSO exists: http:// ...
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
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Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
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Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
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