- Thu, 14:27: RT @fuck_new_jersey: At a stoplight in my car, guy pulls up next to me. Him: Can I ride witchu? Me: Sure, but I'm going to Jersey. ...
- Thu, 14:45: The People Versus Larry Flynt #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 14:46: The Secret Of NIMH #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 14:58: The Green Mile #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 19:49: This drink tastes like they put failed comedy and misery into a bucket with Wyler's. http://t.co/69kxquJ6
- Thu, 21:19: Home Alone 3 #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 21:27: RT @JessicaWakeman: My bf and I were talking about safe words. We decided "I'm going to shit on you!" is a good one.
- Thu, 22:52: Let's make this happen! RT @carriegravenson: All I want for my birthday is 500 followers. #priorities
- Thu, 22:57: @halleykh Oh good, I'm only the third most despicable person you're following on Twitter, beaten out by Tosh and Stephen Fry. Relief!
- Fri, 10:55: RT @ChristFinnegan: Apropos of nothing/everything, stop watching the news for a moment to remind yourself that this ALSO exists: http:// ...
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.