- Thu, 14:27: RT @fuck_new_jersey: At a stoplight in my car, guy pulls up next to me. Him: Can I ride witchu? Me: Sure, but I'm going to Jersey. ...
- Thu, 14:45: The People Versus Larry Flynt #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 14:46: The Secret Of NIMH #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 14:58: The Green Mile #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 19:49: This drink tastes like they put failed comedy and misery into a bucket with Wyler's. http://t.co/69kxquJ6
- Thu, 21:19: Home Alone 3 #NameYourDickAfterAMovie
- Thu, 21:27: RT @JessicaWakeman: My bf and I were talking about safe words. We decided "I'm going to shit on you!" is a good one.
- Thu, 22:52: Let's make this happen! RT @carriegravenson: All I want for my birthday is 500 followers. #priorities
- Thu, 22:57: @halleykh Oh good, I'm only the third most despicable person you're following on Twitter, beaten out by Tosh and Stephen Fry. Relief!
- Fri, 10:55: RT @ChristFinnegan: Apropos of nothing/everything, stop watching the news for a moment to remind yourself that this ALSO exists: http:// ...
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…