- Thu, 17:48: "The temperature outside is 'pussy in spanx', right?" #iloveanopenmic #heyguysopenmic
- Thu, 18:12: Hi neighbor! http://t.co/PJ115i5Y
- Fri, 09:09: Don't you hate it when THE SUN?! UGGGGGH.
- Fri, 11:39: Today's project, "Pants, Lunch, Toilet Paper", is stalled due to issues with scope creep. We'll work this out in the next sprint cycle.
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…