- Mon, 15:31: I'm not sure this child wearing a Trogdor shirt was alive when it came out.
- Mon, 16:08: A wise man once said "Make the music with your mouth, Biz." #wordstoliveby
- Mon, 16:50: RT @RubinReport: Tonight's @AC360 Ridiculist should feature John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Kevin Spacey and John Travolta again. #AndersonCooper
- Tue, 09:48: Did Matlock die of natural causes or did 174 years of the law finally catch up with him? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
- Tue, 09:49: RT @DalekThay: Our DREAM PAIRING of SHERLOCK and MATLOCK has been DASHED. #RIPAndyGriffith
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…