- Sun, 18:52: I think I might be enjoying a Flaming Lips album on a spiritual level. If I see a bright light, I'll refrain from walking into it.
- Sun, 19:43: RT @billyeichner: Watching the BET Awards. Looking forward to the Nora Ephron tribute.
- Sun, 23:54: Safety Not Guaranteed was everything I want in a time travel minus all the time travel.
- Mon, 00:32: Upper 50's after dark... http://t.co/z3BNth8N
- Mon, 00:33: Upper 50's after dark... http://t.co/rLmTl1py
- Mon, 00:37: Late night housesitting. http://t.co/QmX5BduO
- Mon, 00:48: Park Ave is dead. http://t.co/HfLBBvok
- Mon, 00:54: Subway Inn http://t.co/i9eeRi1D
- Mon, 01:09: Behold the monocycle! http://t.co/ClhClJ2f
- Mon, 10:39: RT @GoTeamMegan: No, seriously. Con-Ed is the worst. http://t.co/gOinE8lQ
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…