- Sat, 14:16: I can't stop watching this old woman robbing the bin. http://t.co/XaMa5xUD
- Sat, 16:52: I just spent 20 minutes trying to order food on my phone before realizing I was on Instagram.
- Sun, 09:52: Sunday morning at the laundromat is sooo exciting. So many interesting children trying to talk to me when I just want to read.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…