- Fri, 13:09: Tom and Katie getting divorced is clearly a sign that gay marriage does not work. So success! It's just as good as regular marriage!
- Fri, 13:19: Making love is like eating at @Arbys, sometimes you have to take a giant dump after.
- Fri, 13:21: Making love is like eating a big beef & cheddar at @Arbys, you end up making a mess & there are never enough napkins.
- Fri, 14:19: Oh hai productivity booster! http://t.co/MLceK8GA
- Fri, 14:50: If you want a delicious grilled cheese in Astoria, hit @QueensKickshaw. This tweet not brought to you by 44 oz of Crispin Cider.
- Fri, 20:49: When I got bullied on the bus, all I got was a lousy eating disorder and an attitude problem. Sheesh! http://t.co/hGa73NBk
- Sat, 10:02: These Farmville fresh tomatoes I bought taste kind of funky. It's like the farmers there don't know the first thing about agriculture.
- Sat, 10:12: I just got food sext'd and then a bacon pic showed up. The future is full of perverts.
- Sat, 10:31: RT @carriegravenson: To be called a princess and then be tickled until they fart. #whatboyzwant
- Sat, 11:08: RT @squirmandgerm: We'll bring the lobster, you bring the butter! #PerfectPicnic #mainemofo http://t.co/dqeYQZHM
Wed, 13:07: RT @ wagatwe: There's something very wrong with you people who refuse to move on from Al Franken. Get a life and stop defending a…
Wed, 07:44: RT @ aidan_smx: Anti-homeless policies hurt everyone, unhoused or housed. These policies mean you can't find a place to sit, use a…
Tue, 06:19: RT @ HamillHimself: #DadsForGunSafety Tue, 09:16: RT @ irin: Tweens on the subway: “I don’t have covid, you have covid.” “Put…