My tweets

Tue, 12:15: It is a perfect day for taking myself on a date with a Mini Cooper and a cruise around town.
Tue, 12:51: Cruising Third Avenue, rocking out to Paradise City. This works for me. How do I get paid to do this?
Tue, 14:14: Just started a No Woman No Cry singalong at the corner of Broadway and Dyckman whilst waiting for the light.
Tue, 14:53: RT @julieklausner: My apartment seems to be broken there is no candy in it or even pop tarts anywhere
Tue, 15:50: Apparently playing the Fail Horn does not make Queensboro Bridge traffic move any faster.
Tue, 17:10: Fat Pants Todd & The Chubsters #FatBands
Tue, 17:11: They Might Be Giant Fatties #FatBands
Tue, 19:17: Don't worry Oreo, those fat bigots will be shoving your cookies in their mouths again in a few weeks. http://t.co/ng52pGe7
Tue, 20:05: RT @kctoons: Best response I've seen to the Oreo uproar... http://t.co/pLMF1YGM
Tue, 22:46: Has Facebook started paying people to play games? It seems like the people I get the most requests from haven't had a job in eons, so...

Wed, 10:03: RT @kambri: TX Senator John Whitmire basically says "let 'em fry". 1 dead inmate was in for forgery. That's a capital offense now? http: ...