- Fri, 23:52: Tonight is for drunken shenanigans. Tomorrow is for watching Honest Abe murder some vampires.
- Sat, 00:10: The Artsy Fartsy Cider round. http://t.co/uKfHjTaN
- Sat, 00:20: Anyone have a business card guy? I need cards that say "Problem Solverrrrrr. Specializes in sexy problem solving and lost house keys."
- Sat, 01:21: A drunken game of Cards Against Humanity must happen soon or I will be despondent!
- Sat, 03:45: Belly is full of pancakes and bacon, life is full of awesome.
- Sat, 09:15: @LiveJournal Are you kids down? Status says things are good but every other link to you says otherwise...
- Sat, 11:54: Wait, this isn't how you eat a lobster? I AM SO CONFUSED! http://t.co/k6xlb5Ip
- Sat, 21:07: This trailer about Tommy Lee Jones & Meryl Streep having a threesome just left me sterile.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…