- Fri, 23:52: Tonight is for drunken shenanigans. Tomorrow is for watching Honest Abe murder some vampires.
- Sat, 00:10: The Artsy Fartsy Cider round. http://t.co/uKfHjTaN
- Sat, 00:20: Anyone have a business card guy? I need cards that say "Problem Solverrrrrr. Specializes in sexy problem solving and lost house keys."
- Sat, 01:21: A drunken game of Cards Against Humanity must happen soon or I will be despondent!
- Sat, 03:45: Belly is full of pancakes and bacon, life is full of awesome.
- Sat, 09:15: @LiveJournal Are you kids down? Status says things are good but every other link to you says otherwise...
- Sat, 11:54: Wait, this isn't how you eat a lobster? I AM SO CONFUSED! http://t.co/k6xlb5Ip
- Sat, 21:07: This trailer about Tommy Lee Jones & Meryl Streep having a threesome just left me sterile.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…