- Fri, 23:52: Tonight is for drunken shenanigans. Tomorrow is for watching Honest Abe murder some vampires.
- Sat, 00:10: The Artsy Fartsy Cider round. http://t.co/uKfHjTaN
- Sat, 00:20: Anyone have a business card guy? I need cards that say "Problem Solverrrrrr. Specializes in sexy problem solving and lost house keys."
- Sat, 01:21: A drunken game of Cards Against Humanity must happen soon or I will be despondent!
- Sat, 03:45: Belly is full of pancakes and bacon, life is full of awesome.
- Sat, 09:15: @LiveJournal Are you kids down? Status says things are good but every other link to you says otherwise...
- Sat, 11:54: Wait, this isn't how you eat a lobster? I AM SO CONFUSED! http://t.co/k6xlb5Ip
- Sat, 21:07: This trailer about Tommy Lee Jones & Meryl Streep having a threesome just left me sterile.
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…