Sean (darksoul) wrote,

My tweets

  • Fri, 23:52: Tonight is for drunken shenanigans. Tomorrow is for watching Honest Abe murder some vampires.
  • Sat, 00:10: The Artsy Fartsy Cider round.
  • Sat, 00:20: Anyone have a business card guy? I need cards that say "Problem Solverrrrrr. Specializes in sexy problem solving and lost house keys."
  • Sat, 01:21: A drunken game of Cards Against Humanity must happen soon or I will be despondent!
  • Sat, 03:45: Belly is full of pancakes and bacon, life is full of awesome.
  • Sat, 09:15: @LiveJournal Are you kids down? Status says things are good but every other link to you says otherwise...
  • Sat, 11:54: Wait, this isn't how you eat a lobster? I AM SO CONFUSED!
  • Sat, 21:07: This trailer about Tommy Lee Jones & Meryl Streep having a threesome just left me sterile.
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