Sean (darksoul) wrote,
Sean
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My tweets

  • Wed, 14:26: @KatrinHier If only the internet had never been built, you might have been well-adjusted and misinformed about Earth!
  • Wed, 16:12: @TheKatBurdick While I haven't shed all of the weight I want to, the only chub that wobbles isn't the chub we're measuring.
  • Wed, 17:32: My new weightloss plan simply involves riding crowded train cars until I've sweated enough that I can empty out a car. #sogross #hatesummer
  • Wed, 19:17: Kansas REALLY likes making me hate them. If you support hate legislation, please punch yourself in the face repeatedly. http://t.co/mW1vV3vf
  • Thu, 07:33: The polar bears I am descended from were not designed for this summer weather bullshit.
  • Thu, 07:41: Not even sundresses can make this heat bearable. Almost. Almost.
  • Thu, 09:16: RT @BillCorbett: Let's have a hearty round of applause for @joegarden, who is retiring as features editor of The Onion after a long, bri ...
  • Thu, 10:37: Living alone means never using an ice cream scoop or a bowl unless you're trying to impress the neighborhood peeping tom.
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