- Wed, 14:26: @KatrinHier If only the internet had never been built, you might have been well-adjusted and misinformed about Earth!
- Wed, 16:12: @TheKatBurdick While I haven't shed all of the weight I want to, the only chub that wobbles isn't the chub we're measuring.
- Wed, 17:32: My new weightloss plan simply involves riding crowded train cars until I've sweated enough that I can empty out a car. #sogross #hatesummer
- Wed, 19:17: Kansas REALLY likes making me hate them. If you support hate legislation, please punch yourself in the face repeatedly. http://t.co/mW1vV3vf
- Thu, 07:33: The polar bears I am descended from were not designed for this summer weather bullshit.
- Thu, 07:41: Not even sundresses can make this heat bearable. Almost. Almost.
- Thu, 09:16: RT @BillCorbett: Let's have a hearty round of applause for @joegarden, who is retiring as features editor of The Onion after a long, bri ...
- Thu, 10:37: Living alone means never using an ice cream scoop or a bowl unless you're trying to impress the neighborhood peeping tom.
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Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
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Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
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Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…
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