- Sun, 15:51: Thanks today to my mom for making up for the fact that my father was a lousy jerk.
- Sun, 17:24: FREEDOM!!! http://t.co/EEKFr6dw
- Sun, 17:26: This boat is a rocking! http://t.co/GYQveMBD
- Sun, 17:34: They're on a boat! http://t.co/jcLR7Dj7
- Mon, 10:21: If you don't come to Big Shrink tonight, I'll just assume it means that you hate joy and kick puppies. http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…