- Sun, 15:51: Thanks today to my mom for making up for the fact that my father was a lousy jerk.
- Sun, 17:24: FREEDOM!!! http://t.co/EEKFr6dw
- Sun, 17:26: This boat is a rocking! http://t.co/GYQveMBD
- Sun, 17:34: They're on a boat! http://t.co/jcLR7Dj7
- Mon, 10:21: If you don't come to Big Shrink tonight, I'll just assume it means that you hate joy and kick puppies. http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…