- Sun, 15:51: Thanks today to my mom for making up for the fact that my father was a lousy jerk.
- Sun, 17:24: FREEDOM!!! http://t.co/EEKFr6dw
- Sun, 17:26: This boat is a rocking! http://t.co/GYQveMBD
- Sun, 17:34: They're on a boat! http://t.co/jcLR7Dj7
- Mon, 10:21: If you don't come to Big Shrink tonight, I'll just assume it means that you hate joy and kick puppies. http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv